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Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians

Despite it's often humerous, anecdotal, and largely inaccurate movie portrayel, the threat of a zombie outbreak is a very real danger. Zombies know no fear, no hesitation, and no pain. They recruit their members quickly through the transference of a rapidly spreading virus, not through extensive training. An effective soldier takes months of time, hours of training, and countless dollars to produce. A zombie takes only a matter of hours to produce, and can be created simply through a bite. When pitted against a rotting, stinking foe that moans incessantly and stumbles forward with vacant eyes, seemingly immune to ammunition fire, your typical soldier lacking combat experience will shake, panic, and freeze up. Zombies know no fear.

So how can we combat such a daunting foe. Thats where we come in. We are an order of highly trained zombie exectution specialists who travel the world investigating zombie outbreak incedents, hunt down wayward zombies, and ensure mankind's survival by informing the general public, or at least those wanting to learn more, how to protect themselves from this menace.

Now is the time to make the decision. Will you count yourself among those brave enough to make a stand against these horrid foes, or will you resign yourself to the mindless, relentless, soulless existence of the undead army?

If you would like to know more, keep checking back for updates, and visit our orders website at www.ozort.org . In the end, the only thing standing between your survival and a life of indentured servitude at the hands of the virus are your delicious brains.
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